no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
