saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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