what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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