Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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