I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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