We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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