why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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