Soap is not a condiment
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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