Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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