She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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