woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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