Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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