so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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