he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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