Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
