Kareoke will never be a sober sport
im drinking this country out of the recession.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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