Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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