she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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