I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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