I wanna passion pit in your ass
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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