whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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