He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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