Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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