Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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