Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We need to get me chipped asap
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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