i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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