Whod you bang
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I deserve this hangover.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Randomize
