What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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