I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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