Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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