He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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