We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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