I hate your face
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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