this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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