That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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