i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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