I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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