I accidentally burped into my bong.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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