Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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