McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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