I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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