who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
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I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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