Just fell off a train. Bad.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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