when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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