Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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