Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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