Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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