I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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