9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
