how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
it glows. i had to have it.
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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