none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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