We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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