my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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