chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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