they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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